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First Day of Winter: Merry Liftmas!

Here’s a poem for all you people that workout 🙂 hope you like it:



‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through the gym,

Dedicated members were working to keep themselves slim.

They knew treats were coming, with calories and more,

So, they lifted and they ran and did deadlifts galore.


Then as the members lay nestled all snug in their beds,

While pictures of barbells danced in their heads,

All they wished for from Santa was lean muscle gainz,

And maybe some Cryo therapy to get rid of their pains.


They listened for reindeer, or to see Old Saint Nick,

To ask if he had any magical fat loss tricks.

Santa left them some gifts, and all merry and bright

Said, “Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

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