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On the 17th Day of Blogmas My True Love Gave To Me: Puns!

Christmas Falalalaughs

As promised, I am dedicating an entire blogmas post to Christmas puns. Try not to bang your head against the table too hard as you are reading these terribly cheesy puns.

 

Do you like Christmas puns?

Yule love these

 

Why did Santa study music?

To improve his wrapping skills!

 

Are you one of Santa’s reindeer? Because daaang you’re sleighin’

 

What does a snowman eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes

 

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

 

What is the best Christmas gift in the entire world?

A broken drum…you can’t beat it!

 

Who brings presents to all the baby marine animals?

Santa Jaws

 

Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

“Rude”olph

 

 

Candy canes are the best when they are in mint condition.

 

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey- he is always stuffed!

 

What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the normal alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

 

What Christmas Carol is sung on repeat in the desert?

Oh Camel Ye Faithful

 

What do they teach kids in school at the North Pole?

The elf-abet

 

What did one fruit say to the other on December 25?

Berry Christmas

 

Why are Dasher and Dancer always taking coffee breaks?

Because they are Santa’s Star Bucks

 

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

Frostbite

 

What is Tarzan’s favorite Christmas carol?

Jungle Bells!

 

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